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What if you could order a date from Amazon too? You can get just about anything on Amazon these days -- cat litter, socks, microwaves, hot dates.
A parody site called Amazon Dating launched Tuesday and lists a variety of singles you can order with free one-hour delivery through your Prime Membership. Each single has a product page listing different traits. Take Barrett, 40, who goes to Coachella both weekends, and has a 1.
Ani, 27, wears a different beanie every day of the week. Matan, 37, is lactose-intolerant. Acopian and Suzy Shinn, a music producer and writer, also based in Los Angeles, worked with designer Morgan Gruer, and animation studio Thinko. Without spoiling anything, the site which isn't actually affiliated with Amazon has plenty of jokes and Easter eggs if you click around.
You can apply to be on the site by submitting your name, Instagram, short description and a photo. Amazon Dating's FAQ page answers several additional questions you might have, such as whether the site is real no and whether it works also no. Originally published Feb. Update, Feb. Culture Internet Culture. Amazon Prime parody site sells 'hot singles near you'. Erin Carson Former Senior Writer. Erin Carson covered internet culture, online dating and the weird ways tech and science are changing your life.
Expertise Erin has been a tech reporter for almost 10 years. Credentials She has a master's degree in journalism from Syracuse University. See full bio. Erin Carson.