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In a weak moment after a bad breakup, I downloaded Tinder. Soon, I was swiping daily through the never-ending human carousel in an attempt to get over my ex. Most of my experiences on the app have been pretty shallow, albeit sexual.
But when the new Tinder Social feature was added, allowing you to match with groups of people if you are also in a group, I was left wondering what it would actually be used for. When it first came out, it was hailed as a way for you to finally have orgies using the dating app. Just like regular Tinder, you swipe, and if at least one person from each group says yes, you match and can start talking in a group chat. All of the 27 options to answer that question appear to be an attempt to masquerade Tinder Social as wholesome, not allowing for any sexually charged or custom labels for your group.
So, in an attempt to better understand the world I unfortunately happen to be living in, I decided I would use Tinder Social until I had gone on three dates.
Immediately, people were taking the bait and explaining to me what they thought the feature was for or expressing their own confusion with its purpose:. One of my coworkers, Sasha Kalra aka the tenth worst person in online media according to Gawker , bless his heart, agreed to go with me on my first Tinder group date. What we found was that it is really fucking hard to use the group feature as a male-female duo.
So, he mostly just watched as groups of men ruthlessly hit on me, including one unfortunate situation wherein a dude spelled my name wrong and then serenaded me with Fetty Wap lyrics. We had matched with a group of two dudes. FTR, it happened to me once, and I felt violated. So, we met with just the one dude. After a few minutes at a bar on Dundas West, I figured out we had the same drug dealer from my rave days, so we connected on that at least.