It sucks. But the hope is to find the right balance so you can care about your own stuff enough to live your life and do your job well while also not being a monster. Sounds like JHammy needs to get back on the bike. The man has range. And you know what else has range? His dick. THIS is the man who is having a tough time in the wild. I was in a relationship recently. I really only care about myself right now, and specifically, comedy.
I want to be out performing standup past midnight every single night of the week, or making vids or writing funny shit. This can lead to some scheduling conflicts. Dinner plans, movie plans, meeting the parents… not for me. As I unfold another cocktail napkin covered in half-baked premises, they receive my punchlines with silence and the occasional sardonic chuckle—an expression of self-preservation more than anything, reminding themselves that we are still alive.
That went off the rails quick. Jon does offer an excellent critique of dating apps and the infuriating online flirtation that poisons the embryonic phase of courtship today:.
Well said, Jon. We do it because we have to. Now go stick your dick in something before Kim Jong Un calls it an act of aggression. All rights reserved. Watch Now. He quickly changed his tune.
