Bridget : Hello, everybody, and welcome to the North Pole. The happiest place in Overland Park, where Santa Claus will make all of your dreams come true, provided your dreams do not include world peace, cures for cancer, the resurrection of a loved one, or mall vouchers in any amount.
Please maintain a single file line, no food or drinks. Photos will be available at the kiosk to my right for forty-five dollars, and if your child doesn't smile, I couldn't care less.
Thank you and happy holidays! Oh, also your child may not ask Santa Claus for the repeal of Obamacare. Man : Goddammit. Oh, and also a My Little Pony! I don't know what any of those other things are but I'm sure you'll get em!
Mikayla : Thanks! So T, what are you asking Santa for? Trisha : This year I'm keeping it simple. Hair ties! And also, possibly genitals for my boyfriend! Mikayla : Mm, I think that's kind of asking a lot of Santa. Trisha : Yeah? Do you think I should back off the hair ties? Katelynn : Trick or treat! Mackenzie : Katelynn, it's Christmas, not Halloween. Katelynn : Ooh, but look at all the candy! Mackenzie : Do not eat the decorations.
Those candy canes aren't edible. Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped? Katelynn : No, I don't remember. I was sedated. Trisha : Oh, um, hey Mackenzie! Uh, are we, um, I didn't know, do we have a meeting?
