I bought a cheap wig this morning, it was a small price toupee. The population of Ireland's capital city is really growing fast. It's Dublin. I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas, it's rubbish, everything is either underground or overground. He wrote the music you hear on the phone when you've been put on hold.
At the airport I went into a room that said UK Customs. There was an orderly queue of people putting on kettles, dunking biscuits in tea, eating bacon, egg, and fried bread, and talking about the weather.
My nickname at school was Scarface, I was really good at knitting. I bought my GF a fur coat made of hamster skins and took her to Blackpool for the weekend. Couldn't get her off the Big Wheel for 2 days! Everyone at John Lennon airport has been quarantined because of Coronavirus.
I arrived early at the restaurant last night. If I had to get rid of one part of my body, it would be my spine. As I was late to the cannibal feast, I was given the cold shoulder.
Why was Sean Connery asked to leave the animal sanctuary? He said he wanted to shave the animals. How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? And a one, and a two, and a three……. If you boil a funny bone does it become a laughing stock?
