Granddad's perpetual fear that Huey and Riley will embarrass him in front of their new neighbors reaches paranoid heights when the family attends a stuffy, high-class garden party. The good news is: only one person gets shot. Kelly comes to town, Huey and Riley are on opposing sides of the hot-button "underage peeing" issue. Granddad's bad luck with the ladies is about to change when he meets a very beautiful young woman.
The boys disapprove when they discover that something is just "different" about her. Like the fact that she's a prostitute. Granddad and Colonel Stinkmeaner have a beef. One man's blind. One man's feeble. Both are really, really old. Let "The Slugfest in Woodcrest" commence! District Attorney and law abiding citizen Tom Dubois fits the description of the elusive "X-Box Killer" and is arrested. Huey has to find the real killer, before Tom is shipped off to "real" prison where he will most assuredly be made very, very uncomfortable.
While Riley's convincing two reality shows that Granddad's blind and running a homeless shelter, Huey is being shadowed by a secret government agent. But is he real? Riley's favorite rapper Gangstalicious is shot and hospitalized in Woodcrest. When he goes to visit the rapper he finds more than he anticipated Go figure.
A well meaning, liberal teacher offers Huey the chance to direct the elementary school Christmas play, and Huey decides to release his vision onto the world: "The Adventures of Black Jesus. When Martin Luther King comes out of a coma after 32 years and finds himself thrust into the 21st century and life in the post-September 11 era, his "turn the other cheek" philosophy quickly takes him from beloved national hero to despised terrorist sympathizer.
Granddad opens "The Itis," the first and only soul food restaurant in Woodcrest. White people never expected it. They also didn't expect high cholesterol, heart disease and obesity. Huey has to stop Riley and a small gang of misfit idiots from nabbing the talk show deity, Oprah. Riley's affinity for graffiti goes too far when neighbors wake up to giant murals on their homes. Maybe a sweet natured, psycho war vet art teacher can help reel him in. When Granddad's oldest friend dies, the Freemans go back home and both Granddad and Huey have to learn to put the past behind them.
