A whore , or prostitute , is a woman or girly man that you can pay to have sex. Manly men can enter this line of work as well, but they prefer the term gigolo and will crush your head with your thighs if you call them anything else.
When hiring a whore, first you must negotiate a price. A good price is around dollars, unless the whore is ugly, diseased, addicted, or all three. Then you're in luck, because you may get a substantial discount. Having sex with a whore is usually done by inserting one's penis into one of the whores' many orifices. Selecting the right orifice is usually quite easy once the penis is in its erected state. When in doubt, consult the Kamasutra for inspiration. Before inserting the penis, always remember to put a on a condom, a rubber boot, plastic bag, or sheep intestine.
These things are known as "love gloves", and will safeguard your willy from all kinds of evil diseases that whores usually carry. Once the penis is inserted, it is suggested you slowly move it back and forth.
As you gradually increase tempo, you will eventually find yourself having an orgasm. Now it's time to pay the whore the agreed price, and leave. During B. They worked their way up the ranks of the monasteries, doing anything from hand jobs to zj's to oral sex.
And once their "battle chest" had accumulated sufficient funds, they moved to nearby monasteries , only to infiltrate them. Soon enough, their "battle chests" could hold no more gold , so they had to transfer their funds to Swiss Bank Accounts. Once they reached Budapest , Hungary , there was a civil outrage. Five Pastafarian Churches were burned in the West Bank as a result, with forty-five pastors injured - none dead. Except the black one. This was so serious as it needed Pope Benedict XVI to use the Popemobile to go back in time in an attempt to "settle things down".
