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This was a gadget that I was ready to poke fun at, but it turns out to be in a class of its own. The TV is low-res with so-so viewing angles.
You, too, could take a video call while drinking champagne fully clothed in the bath the StanbyME is not water resistant or follow along with a pastry recipe on YouTube as your pet hedgehog climbs all over the prep area. Perhaps the most relatable scenario is a person watching a movie on a hammock with their dog.
The StanbyME could also be an obvious choice for entertaining kids without giving a giant TV a permanent home in your living room โ or to prevent them from monopolizing the big TV. It could also be a useful bedside or couchside display for people with limited mobility. Once you have a inch screen on wheels, you start seeing opportunities to use it. It takes just a few steps to mount the display to its sturdy pedestal base. The display and stand altogether weigh 38 pounds, but the hidden wheels make it easy to move on hard floors and flatweave rugs.
To that end, it could be a topple hazard if a kid tries to pull on the screen or climb on the stand. Can you blame them? You can use the StanbyME in landscape or portrait mode, and it has plenty of adjustment points. The screen can go as high as 50 inches off the ground and as low as 42 measured from the top of the screen in landscape mode.