I spent most of my down time dating this incredibly sexy 19 year old fashion model that I picked up in front of students during the London Fashion Week bootcamp. Talk about being my HB Teenage Dream! Without any further ado, allow me to paint the picture of an historic city, bustling with the fire of youth but still retaining an age-old dignity that permeated throughout.
A few things about London clubs:. Wednesday Night:. These are the nights that the most beautiful people come out: models, actresses, cocktail waitresses, dancers, strippers, hired guns, and celebrities.
Early on there was an insane amount of hotties, but as the night wore on, it became packed with financiers and suits with money. The most socializing to be had was actually upstairs at the smoking patio because downstairs was either too packed or too loud.
Thursday Night:. There are barkers outside fairly often kind of like club sales associates that promise reduced-entry. They can always cut deals, so be sure to haggle with them. The first bar was right by the door a good sign , but was crowded by an awkward dividing wall, which, thankfully, made it easier to hear the bartenders.
The DJ booth overlooked the dancefloor and played a weird mix of top 40 and past top 40 hits i. A few small, restaurant-style tables were great for relaxing and getting more intimate with girls as most of the couches were in the bottle service vein and a stripper pole loomed ominously in the corner, beckoning the drunken party girls.
