Gerry Duncan. He's a teacher. He likes to think he's cool. He's not. And even though he wants his students to think of him as one of their own and call him Mr. D , he's still a giant douchebag. Can he be a successful teacher and win over the toughest crowd in the world?
Probably not, to be honest. It's the first time Gerry Duncan has met his students. He wants to make a good impression. He fails. All right, I'm Mr. Actually, the uncan is unnecessary. You can call me Mr. What his students need to know is how well-travelled their new teacher is.
That's sure to win them over. Er, no. Not really. Everybody here is from a different background. I like that. I've been to many, many countries. Almost all of them. Except for a couple hundred. All right? Let's pick a country Middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I have not been there. Do not want to be there. If you're going to wish a young Chinese girl Happy Christmas, make sure you know how to say it, that she understands it and that it's actually Christmas.
Life hack right there, ladies and gentlemen! So much so that he's willing to participate in something he really doesn't care about just to get close to her.
Just remember that some of your students will have stopped eating at 7am and they're subsisting on just water. They'll be sleeping over at the school tonight and everyone who makes it through will have a celebratory breakfast together tomorrow morning. I could always use more help if Sheila is a girl in Gerry's class.
