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Like a lot of self-employed creative types, I am a spiteful little shut-in with introverted tendencies and a general sense of loathing for the bright, colorful world outside my nest of shadows. When I do manage to gather the willpower necessary to leave the house, it is only so I can go exercise at our local German gym. And since I make my own hours, I can do this whenever the hell I want. My wife considers clean, abundant drinking water a luxury as well, and cannot fathom the attraction people — especially Americans — have for popular sports drinks.
Even German people are skeptical about them, which I find rather contradictory, since they also believe herbal tea with honey is a panacea capable of curing all diseases and prolonging life indefinitely. Anyway, the other day, when my wife came home from the gym, she set her bag down and took a long pull from her water bottle.
She looked at it closely, then turned to me and asked in her adorable accent:. I just stick with water. And Diet Coke, when I need caffeine. Like Like. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed. Skip to content Menu. Home About F. Posted on July 20, July 20, by Zack Zwieback. That totally makes sense.
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